I like this thread.
I love edvard. I think he's magnetic! Everyone wants a piece of that ego pie :D Feeding his ego feeds my ego like a narcissistic contact high. When I stroke him he strikes me back and it's social masturbating at its finest! I need a lot of lube these days though I'll admit cuz if you're not feeding him drama or flirting with him, he's about as stipulating as dirt! <3