Your cat does.
cats are arrogant assholes that think they're the master most of the time, knock over your shit purposely , etc.
dogs are atleast loyal, and often amusing.
cats will also callously eat your corpse if you die in front of them . whether or not dogs will do that , idk ( i've only seen a video of cats doing it ) . and i actually don't mind cats , but the overall point is : fuck cats, they don't give a shit about you , dogs atleast do.
Dogs are annoying thought and gross.
Also i prefer an animal that acts the same way i will act towards it.
Cats are just smart assholes, i love that about them. And a cat can actually care for you to an extend. You need to win that respect first, they don't just love you for no reason. Which makes them even more awesome.
And they are the best assholes, make me laugh all the time.
Not to mention how much cuter they are from dogs: balls of fur and meow. I do not like the long haired ones thought, i like sleek and shiny fluffy kittens.
dontaskquestions stated: source post
dogs are atleast loyal
WTF is this 'loyalty' fetish?? I see it coming up all the time. As if it was some kind of virtue.
Cats all the way - although i like dogs as well. But rather as someone else's burden.