i have two cats, one is a killer, the other is a lover.

two dogs also, one is a bitch, the other is lovable

Lux the angry 22-pound cat that trapped a family of three and prompted a frantic 911 call sent to animal shelter  

• Police were called to a Portland, Oregon, home March 9 to subdue the 4-year-old part-Himalayan cat Lux
• Cat attacked Lee Palmer's 7-month-old child after the baby pulled its tail
• Owner Lee Palmber said after attack they will not give up on Lux and instead will seek therapy for him 
• Lux is now staying at Multnomah County Animal Services shelter while the family decide what to do with him 

By DAILY MAIL REPORTER

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2584286/Lux-angry-22-pound-cat-trapped-family-three-prompted-frantic-911-call-sent-animal-shelter.html

I like dogs.

yip, they will tear you up. I heard they will eat you if you die with them in the house. eat your lips. I wonder if your dog would do that.

DOGS ARE LOYAL CREATURES.

LOOK AT THIS MAJESTIC FLUFF BALL

 and they are REALLY FUCKING PATIENT LOOKIT

PLS LOVE DOG

you do wut with your cat?

>_>

Don't fuck with cats, they don't fuck with you.

And if i die, it would be an honor if my cats eat me.

One of my cats will have to break my skin and start eating for the other one to lick up my blood, cuz one of my cats only has one tooth.