>go to turkish nationalists facebook group
>make a post saying that kurds will conquer turkey and keep turks under their boot inshallah
>faggot adds my turk friend saying he's a friend of mine and needs the address for a surprise visit
>retard turk friend gives him the address
>two muscular tall guys with spiral mustaches start knocking
>hide under my bed and pray to shawarma god massoud they can't kick it in with my trusty switchblade in my hand shitting myself
>they start yelling OPEN THE DOOR AND WE'LL MAKE IT EASY ON YOU and YOU'LL FUCKING SEE CONQUER YOU KURD PIECE OF SHIT
>call the police and 10 mins pass like it's 10 years
>they hear police walkie talkies outside and say oh shit and run from the back door
>I open and give the cops a statement and they go
fucking hell son xd