Has something been bothering you lately Ed?
Apparently " 
Mee: Baby walking was in involved".
...
Ret, you have a weird idea about what fun is.
5:03[ret] ret: we were for ourselves most of the time, so i didn't mind it
5:03[Edvard] Edvard: I've always scrutinized people
5:04[Edvard] Edvard: so the little girl was alone with the dad?
5:04[Edvard] Edvard: the abusive dad?
5:04[Edvard] Edvard: a dad upset that mika was with you at that time?
5:13[ret] ret: @ed what else should i tell you
5:13[ret] ret: as i said i didn't get to know him so i don't have much to tell about what he might do
5:14[Edvard] Edvard: what did you do throughout the week
5:14[ret] ret: i think mika answered that question already
5:14[Edvard] Edvard: nope...
5:15[Edvard] Edvard: why are you so scared to talk
5:15[Edvard] Edvard: are you afraid mika will be upset with you?
5:16[ret] ret: i am hesitant because this conversation will probably end in drama no matter what i do
5:16[Daniella] Daniella: ed i crave drama and this is exhausting even for me
5:16[ret] ret: you crave it?
5:16[Daniella] Daniella: yep
5:17[Daniella] Daniella: nice thread though, ed
5:17[Daniella] Daniella: i didnt know ret met missy
5:17[Daniella] Daniella: is she pretty?
5:17[ret] ret: yeah
5:18[Daniella] Daniella: what does she look like
5:18[Edvard] Edvard: so ret, if you are hesitant, why did you ask me what else I wanted to know
5:18[ret] ret: i don't think she wants me to share idenifying information
5:18[Edvard] Edvard: why not just say: sorry ed, this is private
5:18[ret] ret: i asked you what else i should say besides "nah"
5:18[ret] ret: since i didn't met him very long
5:18[ret] ret: i didn't ask you what else you want to know
Alright ret, you can wipe your brow of sweat now. Mika was the one to share the info that she met you though, so she's comfortable with all that, don't worry.
4:43[Edvard] Edvard: I heard you visited mika
4:43[Edvard] Edvard: and her hubby
4:43[Edvard] Edvard: how was it?
4:43[ret] ret: it was nice
4:43[ret] ret: we had a fun week
4:44[Edvard] Edvard: is the hubby a fucking jerk?
4:44[ret] ret: i met him for like 20 seconds
4:44[ret] ret: enough to say hi
4:44[Edvard] Edvard: you spent one week there and met the hubby for 20 sec?
4:44[Edvard] Edvard: holt shit
4:45[ret] ret: what's so holy shit about that
4:45[Edvard] Edvard: that he'd just let mika run around with some stranger online all week
4:45[Edvard] Edvard: without wanting to meet him
4:45[Edvard] Edvard: that's really fucked up
4:46[ret] ret: hm
4:46[ret] ret: i guess so
4:46[Edvard] Edvard: you see my point?
4:46[ret] ret: yes i see it
4:47[Edvard] Edvard: then again he doesn't care about mika
4:47[ret] ret: i don't think he was very happy about it
4:47[Edvard] Edvard: well it is kinda weird
4:48[Edvard] Edvard: I would want to meet a guy
4:48[Edvard] Edvard: taking my wife out
4:48[Edvard] Edvard: travelling to see her
4:48[ret] ret: we should totally do that
4:48[ret] ret: can we meet so that i can take out your gf?
4:48[Edvard] Edvard: you'd have to seduce her first
4:48[Edvard] Edvard: goodluck with that
4:48[TPG] TPG: lol >swedish
4:49[TPG] TPG: >expecting not to get cucked
4:49[ret] ret: don't you think she wouldn't like me? :(
4:49[Edvard] Edvard: really living up to the stereotype, mika's hubby
4:49[Edvard] Edvard: pathetic
4:50[ret] ret: mika says he wanted to get to know me but she didn't let him
4:50[Edvard] Edvard: ahahaha such crap
4:50[Edvard] Edvard: she didn't let him
4:50[Edvard] Edvard: so he just stayed chill?
4:51[Edvard] Edvard: the wife beater? XD
4:51[ret] ret: you better talk with her about him
4:52[Edvard] Edvard: so he let his wife meet and spend the week with some stranger she met online, and who she didn't want him to meet ?
4:52[Edvard] Edvard: I think it's pretty clear hahaha
4:52[Edvard] Edvard: what a fucking sick family
4:52[Edvard] Edvard: I feel sorry for the baby girl
4:53[Edvard] Edvard: ret, did mika take the baby with you? or did she leave the baby with her hubby
4:53[Edvard] Edvard: while you were having fun
4:54[ret] ret: brb
4:55[Edvard] Edvard: well, you avoiding the q makes me make a thread about it
Now further questions can be answered here, chat gets fucking messy.
ImNotHer stated: source post
To me, there are only two possible scenarios for this strange meeting story to work.
1. It's a lie that they met.
or
2. The child and husband never existed.
You're so 2015.
lol. Here's my theory.
Woman A is online for nonsexual reasons. Creeps flirt with her left and right. Unlike me (Woman B) who likes to get rid of creepy weirdos by making the ugly truth even uglier, Woman A needs a way to shake them off without being perceived as unattractive. You know... just in case ;)
So Woman A invents a husband bc respectable girls are supposed to get married when they're pregnant. Woe to the lady who shakes her fist at the twats who say single moms are just no good. It's easier just to pretend to be married to some guy who's away on business all the time. (Woman B has done that herself when she feels there's enough at stake to justify all the mental energy she'll spend coming up with lie after lie to shut everybody up XD)
So lo and behold. In walks Dude A... and B C and D :D who Woman A perceives as fuckable. She needs a way to dash the husband in a hurry so she can arrange a weekend getaway fuckfest with one or more of them.
So blah blah blah... out comes the VC Andrews narrative to spice things up and put the girl in a Damsel in Distress role. It gets the online suitors salivating like nothing else. Except maybe buttsex.
Hubby doesn't actully exist. The guy Ret (Dude A) met (Dude E) was just some dude Missy chatted up in Swedish and not really her hubby.
Ret doesn't speak Swedish, amirite?