Hahahaha My "ass following" is me making fun of you and embarrassing you. your ass following sounds like a spoiled kid getting pissed at his father. schizos are usually immature.
It is saddening to see that you're unable to maintain nice conversations while being pressured. Clearly you're sweating and sweat pours down your fat rolls, runs on your thighs and wets your underpants.
Like most schizos you have a very vivid imagination. Too bad it's so detached from reality.