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suicide by morphine

This is one of the few wonderfully morbid scenes I feel ashamed to enjoy.  But I'm glad you get it.  (I can't believe I missed this.  Thanks, for the bump!)

Look up the movie "The English Doctor".  The part with using this wire-garotte thing to saw the skull open to do surgery.  Gruesome sounds, but fascinating.  Anyway...

Oh, it's a movie of an actual brain surgeon.  He's got to deal some heavy, hard shit to people with terminal brain cancers.  You get to hang in that room where he tells the pretty, bright and cheery twenty-something young woman that she's only got less than a year to live, I think.

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suicide by morphine

Just close yourself in your garage with the car running. 

But please be responsible enough to have your affairs in order before you do this. Don't be a burden on the people left behind. 

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suicide by morphine

Sorry, the movie is The English Surgeon.

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suicide by morphine

It depends if you are allergic to morphine.

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suicide by morphine

I hear helium is less painful than CO2 poisoning. 

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It is only stupid if you have an intent to kill.

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bag over the head with a bottle of helium

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag

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Does anybody know exactly what happens if you put a toaster in the bath? Logically morphine death would be painless, pretty sure.

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Ruins the toast.

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What if they didn't find any toast?

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