There are no eligible bachelors on sc. If by eligible you mean worth a shit. :D
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You just need a plaid shirt and some big nerd glasses. Hipstuh daddy!
Trigger warnings: bad words, discirimination, oppression, spoons, mentally phallic imagery
THIS IS A FUCKING OUTRAGE, HOW DARE YOU DISGUSTING CIS SCUM FORCE ME TO COMPETE ON A BINARY GENDER, LIKE WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF!?
WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS, IPRACTICALLY STARTED JIGGLING WITH RAGE, BECAUSE I AM A PROUD JELLOKIN, AND YOU CANNOT PUSH YOUR FASCIST IDEAS OF WHAT GENDER IS ON ME
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING SAFESPACE WHERE I AM ACCEPTED FOR THE JIGGLY PERSON LIVING INSIDE ME, NOT THE SQUISHY FLESHBAG THAT I'M ON THE OUTSIDE
I AM REPORTING THIS FORUM FOR DISCRIMINATION AND POSTING THIS ALL TO MY BLOG, YOU FUCKERS WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU FUCKED WITH US, BECAUSE WHEN I HIT THE GROUND, I KEEP ON BOUNCING
I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A REAL STORM, BECAUSE WHEN TUMBLR HEARS ABOUT THIS YOU'RE GOING FUCKING DOWN, DO YOU HEAR ME!?
I'VE FOUGHT THE MOLD FOR TWENTY FUCKING YEARS, AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE SQUISHED INTO YOUR SHAPES NOW