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"americans are some of the smartest countries in the world" -ww3 

put the bottle down

" Because fuck you faggot "

-Jim

"Because you fuck faggots"

-Anonymous

How about something more original and inspiring, like:

"It might be a beautiful day to make a remark about, but your viscera disagrees according to my augur training"

Then again, what the hell do I know about reading from spilled guts.

This topic has been overdone.

Perhaps it would be better to start a thread about quotes that have never been.

JimSavage stated: source post

>-a british judge wig I bought online came in the mail and signif. other asked me to get rid of it coz it creeps her out. So I threw it in the fire outside (the trash can would have been a sound choice, in retrospect) and realized it was plastic coz the smoke was kinda black and smelt like 1945 hiroshima.

Lmao good boy, make sure you do as she says and be careful to not to annoy her because it's your job as a man to keep her happy and please her ;)

• 3:25  JimSavage: my dealer
• 3:25  JimSavage: who has some lazy eye thing
• 3:25  JimSavage: can see the both sides of his body
• 3:25  JimSavage: got like 180 degree visions
• 3:25  JimSavage: and i made a joke about how he was born to be a dealer
• 3:25  JimSavage: cuz he can see from every direction the police can come
• 3:25  JimSavage: he didn't seem amused
• 3:25  JimSavage: he gave me an i'll fucking gut you and eat your remains faggot look
• 3:25  JimSavage: for a minute

I want this scripted and acted out. STAT.

This is historic kids, xena admits to smoking da rocc

•  Pachuco: no man lol
• 2:15  Xena: lol crack is nothing like acupuncture
• 2:15  Buttered Toast: fuck ambien
• 2:15  JimSavage: how would you know xena
• 2:15  JimSavage: hahahaha
• 2:15  JimSavage: silly goose
• 2:15  Pachuco: crack dried my eyeballs out like fuckin toast
• 2:16  Xena: I tried crack many years ago. I DID NOT like it :P
• 2:16  Buttered Toast: not buttered toast, pach
• 2:16  Pachuco: lol
• 2:16  Pachuco: true
• 2:16  JimSavage: i can only imagine your kids face when mommy was smoking crack in the couch
• 2:16  Buttered Toast: lol
• 2:16  JimSavage: saying "you'll eat tomorrow kids mommy needs to escape"
• 2:16  JimSavage: :(

• 5:24  TPG: zoophillia isnt illegal right?
• 5:25  TPG: serious question btw

Well interesting how you would jump to let people know it was before your daughter was born, why would you expect us to think that? Smh, you'd think a narcissist would be better at cover ups XD