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My house is burning down and...?


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What should i do? I don't want to talk to the police because i'm socially retarded/akward and i don't want to talk to them...They're very annoying.

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My house is burning down and...?

Ok.

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My house is burning down and...?

fill the intact rooms with ammonium nitrate so the fire doesn't enter there

Posts: 797
My house is burning down and...?

You know what, just go to a nearby place, eat breakfast there and when you get back the whole thing might have figured itself out. I wouldn't worry about it.

Posts: 797
My house is burning down and...?

Piss and blow the fire out, and then live in the house whatever condition it's in.

Posts: 33
My house is burning down and...?

Can i eat breakfeast first?

Posts: 33
My house is burning down and...?

Guess that includes my doggy.

Posts: 797
My house is burning down and...?

Fill the room with as many inflammable objects as possible. 

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My house is burning down and...?

Good idea.

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