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The Rhino Party in Canada


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Changing Toronto's official flag to pizza. There isn't a more multicultural village.

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Increasing minimum life expectancy to 100. After all, nobody expects to die sooner.

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Reminds me of the Donald Duck Party in Sweden. They promised free alcohol and wider sidewalks.

Edit: This was supposed to be a general reply. Oops.

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The party promises... 

Repealing the law of gravity.

Putting the national debt on a Visa.

Ending crime by abolishing all laws.

Providing higher education by building taller school.

Donating a free rhinoceros to every aspiring artist in Canada.

Instituting English, French and illiteracy as Canada's three official languages.

Changing Canada's currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will.

Storing nuclear waste in the Senate: "After all, we've been storing political waste there for years".

To save on taxes, and to profit from subsidies, a Rhino Majority Government will privatise the Queen !

Tax on the Black Market by adding a cashier at the exit of the Black Market, a Rhino Government could earn as much as $333,000,000,000 on taxes a year ! It’s about $33,000 per person !

 

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putting mirror in levis so quebec could see how pretty the city is.

I didnt know they allowed anglos to vote for them.

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I bet they would say something like that as well!

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I'll be sure to let them know about this great idea! I'm sure they would love it.

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They would get more votes if they added that to their promises!

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I would vote for them !

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