Oh dear, why'd you delete the post? I thought this was supposed to be funny? Wednesday Addams would have never deleted her post.
#jussayin
#overlysensitivepeeps
I was trying to discourage trolling. I thought it could be over looked but then I remembered the average level of maturity present on this site.
This thread has already gone to shit, I was looking forward to the interesting stories but, troll away.
Also, don't call me dear.
It makes me want to pin you up against a wall and run a knife from your neck to your thigh. I'd love to have a chat with you when you're on the edge of death, it'd be interesting to hear what you'd say while you bleed out. But I don't think I'll be able to stop cutting after that. When your head finally droops I'll pick it up by your hair and put my cigarette out on your lips with my bloody hands.
Don't call me dear...
I wonder if there were any square or maybe, triangular peanut butter cups in the store. I'd like to try those out. You know, the shape of the candy really makes all the difference in how it tastes. Especially if you're pregnant. I'm sure you'd know what that's like, Alena. Or are you just naturally a bit big around in that area? It's hard to tell. Regardless your candy thieving will come in handy for your pregnancy or your excessive amount of fat cells.
#cloggedarteries
#sugarfeedscancer
#diabetes
One time I was entering a 711 and this lady was bing hella rude trying to shove her way in. She was pregnant and clearly in a bad mood, she went to the slurpie machine and yelled at her husband to get her the round peanut butter cups. I went in for a can of sweet tea and saw the last Reese's peanut buttercup and snatched it up.
She watched as I paid for it and walked out, denying her the chocolate peanut buttery goodness.
#sociopathconfessions
#justsociopaththings
#getrektpreggo
#imsorry