Merlot, and no cheese
^Now that's what I'm talking about.
Xena, there's nothing wrong with crackers from Walmart, if they're good, but I fail to understand why you might consider a lack of gustative sophistication as something to be proud of. Be adventurous and expand your sensual horizons! The cheese I mentioned costs about 8$, and you can get an excellent wine for less than 20 bucks.
But hell, I can enjoy a game of beer pong as well as the next gal- just so long as the beer is a decent microbrew. :P
/food snobbery.