We're the type of society that thinks it's worse to grow marijuana than it is to throw an alligator into an establishment. I want to let that sink in.
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Obviously absolutely scares the dog shit out of everyone's intestines. Alligator maims a few people, few lost limbs. The guy gets charged with class 1 felony of "Assault with a Deadly Weapon" of all things. Jury determines that nobody died and this alligator cannot be proven to be a deadly weapon (they aren't honestly that deadly) so the charge is too much. What is this guy convicted of, realistically?
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