You can always take some tips from these guys ;)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=295_1411100624 (Russian faggot hangs himself on Skype cam after being goaded by a russian 4chan)
http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=63dda2245d45 Syrian hoe kills herself after finding that the humus she ate had cinnamon instead of pepper