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my univited ecuadorian roomate


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Maybe he was expecting something...more from you?

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living homeless with class

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this is too absurd for me to not write down and i cant find any paper

so i was at a bar last night and i was talkin to a guy. we were pretty fucked and he invited himself back to my place to show me this film called "a titan in the ring". i kinda gave in and let him come back

cant find the film fuckin anywhere coz its some ecuadorian b movie, so i hinted something along the lines of "ok man, another time. you right to get home?"

he tells me his hotel burnt down so can he stay the night. i know this is bullshit but im fucked up and i own nothing of value, so i said yeah. he then ropes me into a two hour long conversation (at fuckin 4am) about how the earth is flat and hes gonna go to london to cut off julian assanges head.

eventually i escaped and got to sleep. woke up today at 2 and hes takin a liberal piss in my bathroom, door open, naked for jesus. hes forgotten my name so hes callin me "friend". now its fuckin 10ish and hes "gone to get some weed".

i have no game plan other than lockin the door and pretending im asleep. and idk why the fuck this kinda thing happens.

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90% sure i didny fuck him lol

if hes homeless then hes a genius. or im just a real easy mark

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Maybe you fucked him and don't remember. Now he thinks you're a couple.

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I don't understand this scenario...why didn't you just tell him > OK we're done now. GTFO?

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lol. Sounds kinda like the story of how I ended up in this trollpit (SC)

At any point did he call you a coward for not wanting to be with him? Threaten to put your daughter's pics, name and home address on some bathroom wall (or porn site) somewhere?

If not, then he's not a plant sent to your home by one of the weirdos from this forum.

Your best bet is to dress up in drag like you're an old old woman when he comes to the door again.

Pretend he has the wrong apartment and there was never anybody named pachuco there.

If that doesn't work, beat him down and tell the cops he tried to rape you if he sends them. XD

 

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You have out crazy him so he knows who is alpha. 

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haha kinda dissapointed that i didnt get to mrs. doubtfire the guy.

i figured he just never came back until i got a call from my landlord this afternoon telling me to control my guests coz (having aparently remembered or, more weirdly, found out my name) he was knocking on someone elses door asking for me this morning

think im in the clear now :D

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thats awkward as fuck. plus hes a weird guy. but he left over an hour ago so maybe he wont come back lol

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