Just to get it out of the way, those kiwis really do seem to want your head cut off, but they can only do so much. However your ambitions to shut them down, plus your constant boot licking Luna's foot is what has them ripping Luna to pieces.
They wanted Reaper, then you, and now Luna because you openly suck her ass and boast how wonderful she is.
True, we haven't had this much fun in awhile, but you ought to know you're the source and cause of the calamity Luna is experiencing.
Even in hell stupidity is a sin.