stop a gaben
Hi Dexter,
I am the official Conflict Resolution Officer of Kiwi farms. You may have encountered the pretender to the throne, Wildchild, but they are an amateur. I am here to discuss the issues you have had with members of the forum and your ill-planned crusade against Null.
We can have an open dialogue here and hopefully come to some amiable resolution of the conflict before things escalate to the point where you become the next TJ Church or Marjan Siclic.
Best,
Flowers for Sonichu.
"change my second account back to it's original name or change it to the name of my first account "dexter" and i'll think about maybe not reporting the website to federal authorities"
#1. You are not a very skilled negotiator. You have little to no leverage in this. Null lives in a third world country where he can bribe authorities if he ever gets in any sort of trouble. Our servers are hosted in another country. Our staff live in multiple countries across the world (US, S. Korea, Australia, various EU Nations, and Mainland China). Even if we all were in the US, what we are doing can be construed as "satire" and is thus protected by the first amendment. It's very hard to prove that what we are doing has malicious intent. Also, we are not encyclopedia dramatic, we don't commit libel. Our members are very autistic in citing and archiving anything that our subjects of ridicule say. If what we were doing was illegal, TMZ would be outlawed as well.
This is what you remind me of: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_negotiation
#2. I do not have the power to edit people's profiles, so you're asking the wrong person.