i often do a character whose name i won't mention. she is a disabled stunted 'thing', who appears to signify i am becoming irritable. she has painfully wide eyes has no upper lip (think jim carey's dry mouth in 'me myself and irene') and speaks like a down syndrome, while never looking directly at you. she sometimes dances and often lashes out in fear
When I'm high, sleepy, or bored, I tend to profess my love of animals loudly and often. Sometimes just shouting the word "CATS". XD Even when no one else is there.
I'm also given to random bouts of incorporating singing and dancing into my everyday routines. I danced while making macaroni last night. >_>
Sometimes when I have to walk somewhere I’ll start running down the street as if I’m late. I’m not, it’s just walking gets a bit boring and I enjoy running that way.
When I’m cooking alone in the house I'll pretend I’m presenting a cooking show, putting on my sexy phone voice and providing a deeply patronising commentary of everything I’m doing.
I rehearse my facial expressions in the mirror. If anyone ever saw me do it I would have to have them killed.
I used to work at a car dealership, and once a woman came in w these two cute lil kids. They started playing this game where one was chasing the other around one of the display cars and they were both chanting “we’re running round the car, we’re running round the car, we’re running round the carâ€. It was a VERY quiet day, and when they left, me and my colleague started doing it as well. From then on, every time we were the only people in the showroom we’d chase each other around the place chanting “we’re running round the carâ€. Even though I much prefer my current job, I miss running round the car.
Anyone else have any weird/quirky habits?
When I start doing really well in a computer game, I commentate on my own game play like I'm a pretend sports announcer. Also in puzzle games in talk to my self like I'm doing a lets play, as a way of helping myself think. Also when I'm walking anywhere outside I talk to myself quietly.
About once or twice a month the floor will seem really appealing and I'll sleep on it over a bed.
I turn corners on abrupt 90 degree pivots occasionally
I always run up stairs
Whatever song I listen to early in the day one small section of lyrics gets memorized, then repeated more times than I care to count(verbally and mentally). I also try to find ways to work this into my conversations if its casual and carefree enough.
Example 1: "I'm hitting Jay's in the elevator like Solange"
Example 2:
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That particular quirk has led to me and a couple friends having a ton of inside jokes that are making fun of key moments but represented with(what seems to others as) absurdly cryptic ebonic phrases. Which can sometimes be stringed together and replied with other phrases down to where it sounds like im speaking in code >_>