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Maybe it didn't run out, Maybe you were supposed to have died then.

I won a colouring competition in the 80's for a lifetime supply of Ribena, but it ran out in '93. 

one time i met this cute chick that had a fetish for sticking stilettos in guys' dickholes on top of buildings, so i figured with my large and wide tools, what better candidate than me? when she stepped in my dickhole for the first time, she knew it was loose and that i didnt feel much pain. but we both liked it anyway. the problem with it being loose was that when she tried to jam it in there more, she tripped and hit her head on the concrete ledge. she almost rolled off of the edge and fell, but her stiletto was too deep in my dick for her to really go anywhere.