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on 1/1/2016
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'Together with his neighbour he looked after his very elderly mother who he lived with.'

In a statement read at the inquest he said Mr Tardage had been unable to remove the vibrator which he had inserted into his rectum days before his admission to hospital.

'He was admitted to the ITU on the 31 December, he had a very prolonged ITU stay,' he added.

Mr Tardage's' condition deteriorated and he became less responsive, dying at 7am on February 7 this year.

The post mortem conducted by Dr Peter Jerreat determined the cause of death to be multi-organ failure, sepsis and a perforated bowel.

Assistant Coroner to inner-south London Sarah Ormand-Walshe said: 'This is a sad case of a an who died at 50 years of age.

'He appears to have had a foreign object which has become stuck in the lower part of his bowel and had been there for a number of days when he was encouraged to go to hospital by his friends on 30 December 2015.

'That night it was discovered that it looked like he had a perforated bowel.'

Ms Ormand-Walshe said Mr Tard was left 'fighting for his life' over the ensuing days.

'The main cause of death clearly is just the abdomen injury - the injury to the bowel,' she said.

The cause of death was given as multi-organ failure, sepsis and a perforated bowel.

The coroner ruled Mr Tardage, of (135) Dartmouth Road, Forest Hill, died as a result of an accident.
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on 1/2/2016
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O man, what a way to go!

Accidental successful non suicide attempt. Should promote this for the SJWs.

Lost My Dildo up my Ass and Now it HURTS! ( then blames mother )

 

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on 1/2/2016
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tru butt pirate

on 1/3/2016
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Do you suppose she didn't mean fking yourself?

 

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Re: “You teach people how to treat you”

My pshrink doesn't talk about getting in touch with my inner child... she talks about getting in touch with my inner "fuck you" instead.
 

 

 

 

on 1/1/2016
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DEATH BY VIBRATOR

A man died after a vibrator became lodged in his body and he was too embarrassed to see a doctor, an inquest heard
JimmyJoe Tardage, 42, could not remove the sex aid and spent five days lying on the sofa of the home he shared with his elderly mother in Forest Hill, southeast London.
Mr Tardage was left dizzy, weak and unable to move, Southwark Coroners' Court heard.
The diabetic was rushed to Lewisham Hospital on 30 December 2015 after a friend begged him to get help.
He was admitted to intensive care on New Year's Eve after suffering septic shock.
Surgeons managed to remove the vibrator, which had become stuck so deep in Mr Tardage's rectum it had perforated his bowel.
Mr Tardage was a prositute who was single and unemployed at the time of his death.
Consultant at Lewisham Hospital, Dr Adebowale Adesina said: 'Mr Tardage was brought in by ambulance at 16:03 on the 30 December 2015.
'The history was that his friend or carer called an ambulance because he complained of dizziness, weakness and was unable to move from the sofa for five days.'

It was discovered Mr Tardage had a 'foreign body' in his anus and he underwent emergency surgery.
Doctor Bernd Rose, a consultant with ITU, said: 'Mr Tardage was a 42-year-old attention whore with a history of whining.

on 1/1/2016
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Would the above be considered a suicide success? Or Self Loving taken to the extreme? A form of narcissistic self absorption, constipated by the fear of exposure?

 

This is a serious inquiry.

on 1/11/2016
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I think you may be right! Mon dieu, it is to be seen to be believed! But some things should not be seen!

Oooooooalalalala the depths of dumb cannot to be plumbed, but plumbed they are!

 ~~ Popcorn~~

on 1/6/2016
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Important not to gas myself!

on 1/9/2016
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Nobody can do stupid quite like Jim. He might as well claim the crown for that as well.

on 1/9/2016
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That was pretty funny. Good job.

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