"My new diapers are here! These ones are bigger and feel thicker and i love them. These are just a sample of the companies brand they sent as a bonus. Im so happy and they will fit my babygirl too"
LMAO!!
Did you also know it turns straight guys, gay and into pedophiles? It's truly that amazing in its depth of scope! Either that, or I was just born a complete idiot of a fuck up and the guilt ate through my barriers of shame. But ever since, I have been the cheesiest little two bit piece of shit of an attention whore the internet ever did see!
WELP....I am BAaaaaaaaaaaaaccck!!!! With more of my heart wrenching story.. No need to shed tears on my behalf, but if you want to, be my guest!! It's nothing compared to what the future holds.
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“Ah, that much I know. You pick up hookers?â€
“I told you I was in the world for five years. So, you never go up to them and just say-hey how
much for a lay? But more importantly cops are not allowed to touch you or be touched so you
can always sneak in a little feel for free. Now, Third Avenue is where all the really professional
girls hang out. They are the best looking but the most expensive, and they aren’t really going to
do that much; it’s all very clinical and will set you back at least 100. Skankville is a couple block
areas over by seventh Ave. That’s where all the druggies hang out. Dirt-cheap but you have to be
careful. That’s also were the native chicks hang out. Some of those are ok. Centre Street is the
Wal-Mart. It gives by far the best bang for your buck. There you get a lot of part-timers; single
moms and whatnot just out to make a little cash on the side. Really good value and they will do a
lot more for a lot less. There are a few stragglers around the perimeters too within a few blocks.
They all stake their claims and the more expensive ones are usually in the more prominent areas.
There was even a hooker by the bar only she’s more of an ugly truck stop girl and I didn’t even
bother pointing her out to you. Man I got to piss like a race horse.â€
He pulled into this back alley and parked the car behind this old abandoned warehouse and went
over to relieve himself on the wall. I took the same opportunity. I was used to pissing in the
woods but back alleys were something new to me.
We did the grand tour a couple of times, driving from one district to the next. It was after 3 in the
morning by this time but there were still lots of girls out working. After briefing me on the rules
again and explaining the nuances between asking for a lay or a half-n-half, it was my turn to
have a go. We were just on the outskirts of the Wal-Mart section and on the corner there was a
very hot-looking brunette. She was maybe 22 or 23 with a perfect body. She wasn’t dressed in
the mini skirts or low hung blouses like the third avenue ones but she looked great in just her
jeans and purple T. He pulled up beside her. My window was already rolled down. She came up
beside me.
“You look very nice tonight. Are you a cop?†I tried to say it in the most non-virgin voice I could
muster.
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A story of the genesis of a clown of a million and one masks. Grand is the web of bullshit ad nauseum, and repugnance most vile as to defy description. the desperate depths of the lowest sewers for attention only a few have trekked.. And that is not a compliment.
This is pretty funny.