After a long hankering for hashbrowns, my friends and I finally made it to McD's... Who now serves breakfast all day!
We purchased our food for takeout and brought it back to the car. I ate my Egg McMuffin in silence, experiencing the accompanying bliss. My friend turned to me from the driver's seat of the car, swallowed his hashbrown, and said "This is what it's like to feel".
If anyone wants to really experience love, I suggest hashbrowns. They cure all that emotionally ail you.
(posted at the request of hashbrown eating friend)