>be 15

>perverted lying manipulative bastard

>on high school mountain trip with the class and muh crippled girl that I convinced i love

>wake her up at night and tell her we're going in the woods to "watch the stars"

>grab a blanket and carry her down then bring down the wheelchair and ride her to the woods

>put blanket on the ground and start going stephen curry with the dick

>nah jk i started kissing her then taking her pants off, eating her out 

>grope her boobs while licking clit and fingering

>hear voice from the woods "adelinaaaaa! adelinaaaaa! unde esti! te omor cand te gasesc" (where are you, imma kill you when i find you)

>i panic and shout at her "oh shit run!"

>pull up pants and take off road runner

>realize what I just did after 15 mins

so I didn't score with her that year