I shall be your guide.
To your left, you'll see emotional bluntness resulting from pre-adolescent trauma. To your right, you'll see the kid with greasy hair and a weird dint in his skull that you always thought would go postal at highschool.
Some of the more keen observers among you may notice the whale-like distortion in the distance. Yes. The majesty of this beast is mitigated only by her propensity to post weird murder music online.
Many members of this community were conceived at the Def Leppard Pyromania tour of 1983, so you'll have to forgive the selective hearing.
We also have an alarming number of Swedes. Denmark, you were right all along.
New Zealand, you are not represented. Congratulations.
Please be upstanding for our national anthem.
(It's the Benny Hill Theme song.)