- If you could get any (realistic) thing in the world for Christmas this year, what would it be?
Thrill Kill's daughter.
- What are you expecting to get for Christmas this year?
- If you could buy certain forum members (whoever you prefer) a Christmas present each, what would you buy them?
Lots of love, hugs and cuddles! ^_^ <333*
- If you could get any (realistic) thing in the world for christmas this year, what would it be?
a life.
- What are you expecting to get for christmas this year?
So I can always feel him on my body <3:
- If you could buy certain forum members (whoever you prefer) a christmas present each, what would you buy them?
BT: Some prozac and xanax, the "10 Steps to grow a thick skin" book :D
Mee: A plane ticket to istanbul and hire a turkish bath kicking everyone else out, I'll be the masseur ;D
Sugar: a pack of black guys to pump her so she'll calm down & stop lashing out at everyone
Reaper: A pic of my dick in a frame so she can look at and cuddle at night, some syrians in a boat as human sacrifice
Syst: some birds cross-atlantic so he can whip em up and make em into 100
Ed: A statue of himself with a built-in fleshlight so he can live the dream of his life xD
Dan: A high quality camera to take pics of her naked with her herm dick erect and send em to me
TPG: A bazooka to carry out his destiny and cute girl socks to wear for me
I mentioned only the relevant here, the rest can hit me up for descriptions :D
I'll answer my own damn questions, since none of you other pricks are.
- If you could get any (realistic) thing in the world for christmas this year, what would it be?
Lots of money.
Money is all ever want for christmas, but do I ever fucking get money... no. Instead I get other useless crap.
- What are you expecting to get for christmas this year?
More useless crap that I have no need for.
- If you could buy certain forum members (whoever you prefer) a christmas present each, what would you buy them?
I wouldn't buy you guys anything. Fuck you all.
"I'll answer my own damn questions, since none of you other pricks are."
Touchy touchy. I was getting around to it. Some of us care about our kids and our lives off the net, y'know :P
"Money is all ever want for christmas..."
Same. But everybody I know is almost as broke as I am. We have a deal: I don't expect anything from them in return for the nothing I'll be giving them. They're welcome to buy stuff for my kids if it makes them feel better.
The best gift ever would be a winning lottery ticket worth $35 million or more. $60 million would be ideal.
Cricket: I'd go back 500 years and buy her a bunch of man slaves :3
Jim: a picture of myself in cute little girl socks ;3
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"BT: Some prozac and xanax, the "10 Steps to grow a thick skin" book :D
Mee: A plane ticket to istanbul and hire a turkish bath kicking everyone else out, I'll be the masseur ;D
Sugar: a pack of black guys to pump her so she'll calm down & stop lashing out at everyone
Reaper: A pic of my dick in a frame so she can look at and cuddle at night, some syrians in a boat as human sacrifice
Syst: some birds cross-atlantic so he can whip em up and make em into 100
Ed: A statue of himself with a built-in fleshlight so he can live the dream of his life xD
Dan: A high quality camera to take pics of her naked with her herm dick erect and send em to me
TPG: A bazooka to carry out his destiny and cute girl socks to wear for me"
Getting serious for a bit though, maybe you need someone to point it out to you, but everything has to be sexual with you. The compliments, the insults, the jokes, everything revolves around smth pleasing or displeasing sexually. Like, people's worth and self esteem -> sexual context only. I think it's a lot of insecurity somewhere down there, and you need to get laid Jim. Badly. You're a funny and creative guy, I am sure you can do it in the end.