Reasons to die from people who don't wish to strikes me as an interesting subject. It'd speak about what sorts of things matter to them.
Reasons to live is more like making excuses for why life sucks, while reasons to die are more contingent.
Your question was "how", not "why":
"First, I'd like to see how the rest of you would kill yourselves. Yeah yeah. Most of you wouldn't under normal everyday circumstances. Pretend it's the apocalypse or smthg. You're a spy and you don't want your secrets to fall into enemy hands or w/e. How would you kill yourself quickly and effectively so everybody would stfu about trying to save you? xP"
Anyway... to answer the OP's question:
I have lots and lots of reasons to live. The great outdoors, my cozy backyard, all the cute critters that come up and take food out of my hand, friends, sunshine and fresh air, creativity, mine and other people's (yeah that includes my retarded sock puppets XD) clowns (yes I like clowns :P) my kitty. And my kids most of all.
And SEX! Or...erm... at least... masturbation :&
No, I don't get into all of ^ ^ that at the same time 0_o
Oh.. ok. I'm not an interesting person, then. You're not interested in what matters to me.
Or you've completely misread the OP on my other thread and incorrectly assumed that I want to die.
Or you've listened to muppetface Pink01 too many times and assumed that I should want to die.
AAAAHH!!! MY FEE FEES!!!
slashes wrists
Just you wait... I'll get even! All of my sock puppets are going to eat rotten food and lick electrical sockets too!!
I'll dress up like all of them and take strangulation pics! You'll be sorry!!