I would, because I have ever
"1. What is your favourite thing that I have said?"
When you told me how sexy I am and that you secretly masturbate to all my posts and comments.
Actually, I found that a little disturbing, but I still liked it, you cheeky little boy.
"2. Would you say I have a shot with Dani?"
Depends on the gun you're carrying and how good your aim is.
"3. What is your second favourite thing that I have said?"
When you said something about meeting me and wanting to fight me.
It made me laugh so hard.