Oh wow, I'm actually impressed, I didn't know it was possible to have such an abhorrent and ear scratching voice xd
I made myself sound like the average irritating teenage girl. You're welcome.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BfEwELLlBT
If you don't get the Adele reference... kill yourself.
Here is my actual voice reading Dr Seuss One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish due to lack of available material. Towards the end I start doing this weird voice out of boredom- ignore it.