You scored 53Machiavellianism, 44 Narcissism, 40 Psychopathy!
GG. I'm a psychopath. Confirmed. dexter
http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-dark-triad-test-1
With the option to be shown dating matches when the quiz is complete!
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Your result for The Dark Triad Test ...
You scored 93 Machiavellianism, 60 Narcissism, 88 Psychopathy!
Ranges for the factors tracked in this test are as follows:
Machiavellianism
- 25% is roughly normal range.
- 60% of more is the level for a personality disorder.
Narcissism
- 25% is roughly normal range.
- 60% or more is the level for a personality disorder.
Psychopathy
- 20% is roughly normal range.
- Non-psychopathic compulsive criminals range between 45% and 55%.
- If you have a score of 75% or more, it's more than likely that you are a psychopath.
The Dark Triad in Summary
- If you have just one or two of these scores in the disorder range, you definitely share some aspects with those who exhibit the dark triad. However, you likely do not gain the full social and economic advantages that a true exemplar of the Dark Triad enjoys.
- If all three factors tested very close to disorder range, then you probably enjoy some of the benefits of being an exemplar of the Dark Triad. You likely get more attention than average from women, if you are a hetero male or homosexual female. Further, it is likely that you find yourself making a decent amount of money at a dependable job in a middle-management positition. It's even possible that this position has actual potential for growth.
- If you have all three factors scoring into the disorder range, you are a full exemplar of the of the Dark Triad. If you are a heterosexual male or a lesbian female, you likely have women always competing for your attention or have your pick of lovers in whatever social group you find yourself in. Further, no matter your sexual persuasion, you likely find yourself to be financially comfortable or even rich, enjoying a position of great responsibility that you skate through without applying yourself to or actually doing any work to accomplish anything for. Istead, you depend on your subordinates to do all of the work, while you sip martinis and get laid. And even if you do not possess material wealth, you are likely the alpha dog of whatever social group you belong to.
Oh yeah, this test definitely exaggerates, but I thought it would be fun to take anyway. The best part is the offer to match up with dates at the end, like "sure, match me with narcissistic psychopath".
If you look at the score distributions at the end, you see that more than the norm scored within the personality disorder range.
You scored 81Machiavellianism, 68 Narcissism, 78 Psychopathy!
Ranges for the factors tracked in this test are as follows:
Machiavellianism
- 25% is roughly normal range.
- 60% of more is the level for a personality disorder.
You scored 81% on Machiavellianism, higher than 82% of your peers.
Narcissism
- 25% is roughly normal range.
- 60% or more is the level for a personality disorder.
You scored 68% on Narcissism, higher than 73% of your peers.
Psychopathy
- 20% is roughly normal range.
- Non-psychopathic compulsive criminals range between 45% and 55%.
- If you have a score of 75% or more, it's more than likely that you are a psychopath.
You scored 78% on Psychopathy, higher than 92% of your peers.
this test made me laugh I am definetly not a psychopath or narc and I anwered these questions honest because I was curious how stupid that test is
result: its very stupid lol
You scored 41Machiavellianism, 61 Narcissism, 44 Psychopathy!
Machiavellianism
- 25% is roughly normal range.
- 60% of more is the level for a personality disorder.
Narcissism
- 25% is roughly normal range.
- 60% or more is the level for a personality disorder.
Psychopathy
- 20% is roughly normal range.
- Non-psychopathic compulsive criminals range between 45% and 55%.