Sociopath Community

Just like a cat. 

If you were locked in a room with any member of this forum (against your will) and you could do anything you wanted to/with them, what would you do?

Imagine there would be no legal repercussions, no matter what you do.

I'd post a list of forum member's names and you could tell me what you'd do with each of them in that locked room, but I can't be fucked.

Just choose a forum member yourself and tell us what you'd do with them if you were locked in a room with them.

By the way, there is nothing in the room. It's completely empty except for you and whoever is locked in there with you. And don't think about breaking out because you can't. You're both locked in there for however long the person who locked you in there wants you in there.

damn double post. id give bt catnip.

if i were locked in the room with turncoat i would sing it's muffin time over and over and annoy the shit out of him, and there would be absolutely nothing he could do about it. :D

My answer, so far...  It's almost irrelevant who is with me in the elevator, since I'd just be interested in not starving to death (who knows how long we could be trapped?) and I'd rather eat than be eaten.  Nothing personal.

What elevator??

If I were trapped in an elevator with Bobby Mungler I would probably have my phone on me so I'd call/text a friend of mine for help, then we'd spend the rest of the time watching anime, and chilling.

If I weren't such a useless old bitch, how many things I talk about endlessly here would I actually be doing? How many threads would cease to exist because I would be asking myself these questions as I planned my escapades? How many thrill's would I have actually had, as opposed to just talking and then talking and thinking and talking and dreaming and talking?

Ignore Jim's incessant whines to fuck him until I killed myself, and possibly him as well to keep him from defling my corpse