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That's where you're wrong...

You haven't offered me anything. Why would I give it to you for free...

Why don't you beg me for it and I might consider a trade.

Surely you're incapable of even leaving Australia. 

I dunno buddy, from what I hear Edick is loaded. I'm sure there's something he could exchange. 

Still doubtful you have the address.

What do you want for the address? From me.

Hmm, I want a lot of things, but I doubt you can provide any of them.

First of all, I want you to tell me why you want it. Then we can negotiate a deal.

Why would I be incapable of leaving Australia?

Just because I've broken the law a number of times doesn't mean I have a criminal record.

"If I call you up and breathe heavily into the phone, will you masturbate for me?"

Would tap that. 

But seriously give us a reason why anyone would want sugar's address. I don't see why anyone would want it at all, let alone enough to give you something in return. Give us a reason why anyone should bother with this thread actually (besides to crack shitty puns for cheap lulz).

The above assumes that you actually have her address. At first I didn't think you did, but sugar's defensiveness added some much needed validity to your claim, so now I'm undecided. I'm pretty sure I know why you would bother to start shit about it now though, or at least I have a guess. Oh well.

I really hope no one has ever taken you seriously 

"Nobody gives a shit about thesugargirl's address except me. That's how worthless she is."

And yet you're obsessed with her,says more about you than her really