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Lust of the Elemental Window


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I write smut. Dirty, dirty, depraved homosexual fansmut- the worst kind. I've had trouble coming up with a title for my most recent one and so I googled "romance novel title generator" and I figured I'd share the link because some of the titles it generates are pretty ridiculous and accidentally hilarious.

http://novelistvmd.awardspace.com/RomanceTitleGenerator2.htm

Here's the ones I found funniest:


Lust of the Elemental Window
Piano in the Servants
The World and the World
The Consort and the Door
Bridge in the Seeds
The Wench's Fragrance
The Eagle of the Yearning Physician
The Enigma of the Enigma
The What Velvet
 

Go give it a few clicks and post your "best" ones? ....Or even better, take the weirdest one you find and post a "romance" short story based on it XD

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Lust of the Elemental Window

"Waaah, waaah, no one loves me, I'm empty inside and have to make the world out to be as shitty as I am so I can resist the urges to kill myself.  I need to go pick fights to feel as though I exist, because everyone ignores me."

Oh, that was what your inner, subconcious dialog is, in case that passed your ability to understand.

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Lust of the Elemental Window

you know not everyone who is vicious or bitchy has some sort of inner crisis and is empty inside. maybe i'm just judgmental and you are dull. i mean, do you think dull people don't exist? do you think anyone who points these things out is secretly crying out for help?

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Lust of the Elemental Window

No this is particular to you.  Quit taking things so impersonally.  We can play this little bounce game if you want.  It's always fun to navigate your life through your inner darkness while using a gaslight to illuminate your environment.

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Lust of the Elemental Window

The Balcony's Savior

The Age of the Lips

Dungeon Voyages

The Flaming Flames

Spark of Spark

Light of Darkness

The Search of the Fiery Lips

Yearning Wizards

Dream of Piano

Book in the School

The What Stars

The Mists of the Unwilling Trunk

 

These are pretty fun...

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Lust of the Elemental Window

wow, this is so unfunny that i'm inclined to think you two are the same poster for finding this dull shit entertaining and post-worthy

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Lust of the Elemental Window

Mansion of Children

The Theft of the Each Truth

The Darkness's Salon

The Happiest Rainbow

The Deer of the Loneliest Frame

School of Theft

The Desert of the Lyrical Truth

Only Ballroom

The Race of the Lacey Physician

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Lust of the Elemental Window

I thought it was pretty funny.

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Lust of the Elemental Window

Such a petty defense :(

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Lust of the Elemental Window

"you know not everyone who is vicious or bitchy has some sort of inner crisis and is empty inside." 
Yeah, actually, that's pretty much exactly what it means. If you (a person, not just you) were well-adjusted and happy with everything then shit like this wouldn't trigger spite and/or a petty need to deride and attempt to inflict emotional discord.  Happy, well adjusted people aren't assholes, only people who learned shitty coping mechanisms because of "some sort of inner crisis" are. The moar u kno.

Yeah, dull people exist, but happy, well-adjusted folks just ignore them, or sometimes, even take positive actions to change what they don't like.

You're fucked up, just like everyone else here, buddy. You're on a sociopath website, pretending to be a sociopath (probably a narcissist, if not just generally "Fucked in the Head: Not Otherwise Specified") and trying to derive some sort of personal satisfaction by slinging silly, half-assed insults around like a toddler who got a time out. Such well adjusted. Much happy. Wow.

I made this thread because it amused me, and since this board has no guidelines for posts, I can post whatever I want as long as it doesn't 'ruin the usability of this site', regardless if some rando thinks it's a good enough topic (If you were really surprised about how silly my post was, perhaps google what my name means.). More to the point, no one's twisting your arm. If you don't like this thread, go look at another one. Maybe one of the multitudinous other threads on here that might be more worth your time. Perhaps one about how faggots and niggers are the cause of everyone's problems, there's a lot of those. Maybe look at one of the Turncoat-knows-how-many threads about songs. You could go see Jim's "My New Knee Socks" post, total quality there.

XD

Next time, just take a midol and don't have your period on my thread.

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