Since the other thread requires someone else to quote you, in this thread I'll invite you to give your own quotes and have other members rate them, indifferent of how creative or boring (which I am already used to see from you fgts) they are.
I'll start:
"Don't look at who's right or who's wrong, just look at who's weak and who's strong" - JimSavage 2015
You're welcome :). 7/10 was my initial impression of your quote. I'd also say that strength would entail your ability to intelligently alter other's perception of right and wrong to suit your own needs.
"That's what I'm here for. To deliver unpleasant news and witty one-liners."
"Real beauty is what makes you want to puke from pure exhiliration"
"The only infallible person I know of is the mistaken idiot that I am"
"Pleasure stemming from sex is the greatest achievement of evolution. Right after anonymous passing of gas in a crowded elevator"
Holy crap, I could go on forever...