Best dream. Would dream again. 5/B
I had this dream about Dexter earlier this week.
I don't know why, I never think about the guy. But here it goes:
I'm in this log cabin with an old friend of mine. This ripped red-haired guy tears down the back door with a pickax. It was Dexter. I know Dexter looked like trans-fats were at the bottom of his food chain, but he was shredded as fuck when he came through that door. He looked like he quit playing WoW and started doing P90x. Can't remember this part of the dream much except he had this big grin on his face and that he gleefully was finally cutting loose and killing people.
My friend and I scrambled out of the house and up a nearby hill to get a vantage point. We thought maybe we lost him. But no, there he was behind us with that pickax. Friend and I came up with a distraction. Before we could even enact our plan, my buddy took off full sprint like the coward he is. I was annoyed, but ran the opposite direction in hopes of making it harder to catch us.
I then heard my friend's bloodcurdling scream, so I knew Dexter got him. I was sprinting through suburbs trying to get away, but Dex had an ATV now and no matter where I ran, I could hear that fucking ATV revving in the distance. And occasionally someone screaming in agony. The whirring of the ATV grew closer and closer. This was very disturbing.
I was weaving through places that would be hard for him to navigate, but I fucked up—I ran onto a baseball field, and I had to climb up on the bleachers because he caught up to me. I was pretty sure I was going to die by this point, as he stood below the bleachers with his bloodied pickax taunting me. I guess I had a switchblade in my pocket, because I pulled one out and started repeatedly stabbing him on the top of his head. He seemed dead...but I didn't want to take any chances so I cut his throat repeatedly afterward. Then I woke up.
XD It was your technique.
You were behind me. I could barely see you.
It felt like you had dozens of hands and mouths. You played me like:
We were all rolling limbs and mouths and hands melting into a liquid mass, twisting in all different directions.
We were nekkid in front of my old uni, writhing on the grass and melting into a giant puddle of cum.
Yes I came for real. :D