I shall be first.
Breakfast with mother during the weekend. An advertisement about children deaths on the road is on the TV. There is a graph noting the amount of children dead during this and the previous year. I nod "Children should not be allowed to drive". Later it is revealed that last year 661 child was injured on the road. "Five more and there would be 666" I concluded. "A few children need to be pushed" my mother agreed. Both of us giggle.
And just to be clear, unlike my other family members, I am more or less like this all the time. For instance, once I was approached by someone who was supposedly mute and this fellow was holding a paper featuring some input about a mute support fund. Bellow this information there was a table, consisting of three separate sections:
Donator's name | Signature | Amount of money donated
I did not deny the paper and the pen. Instead I took some time filling the first two sections, then wrote zero on the third one, gave back the pen and the paper whilst making eye contact and continued walking my route. The bloke was left speechless.
Back to the topic - I shared, now you share.