Write about horrible events in your life you wish you could've went back and made it turn out well this time.
During my construction work trip to the Timisoara (Romanian city) I was in an absence of privacy so I thought I might as well go no fap for 3 months until I could visit home and hold copious amounts of coitus with my then high school sexual slave. Three months have ended and before the day of going home for a the one week visit I decided to give my man pearls a relief by stroking it furiously while my construction worker roommates were on a cheap beer drinking binge outside. The following events serve as the most embarrassing moment of my life:
Me: faps furiously towards the ceiling while fan is running and is about to ejaculate
Workers: press on the door handle and make their way in
Me: shoots jizz on the ceiling fan without knowing it would reach that high
Workers: get splashed with jizz WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE HORNY FAGGOT
Me: Oh shit! pulls up pants and jumps from balcony (We lived on first floor)
I got chased for a while and they promised not to do nothing if I come back, so I come back and they snitch to the construction workers chief, he points at me and cracks up with everyone laughing at the same time and I experience one of my biggest narc injuries since I know myself.
So, go go go!