In case you bitches didn't know, I'm God and I've been searching for the naughty kids just like Santa. Oh boy, I love Santa. He looks so shmexy in his red suit. Anyways. Everyone here seems extremely behaved. U can all be my servant angels!!! Oh but wait u won't like that and will start a rebellion just like Lucifer. Except the new devil will prob be named JimSavage. Don't worry, I'll do my best to eliminate him.
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