dude thast fukin prette sick
My favorite daydream scenario for my death is me being a rich bastard and having my whole family chase after my riches, and me making them jump through hoops for me to earn their place in my will where I will supposedly handle them large amounts of valuables and money. After having all the young girls and boys serve me as my sexual pets, the middle aged ones to work for me endlessly and the older women to cook me my favorite foods, give me massages etc, on my final minutes, I will pull out my will, name each person in it with the properties and cash they will receive (which they will jizz their pants over it), pull out a removable ink cleaner solution, inform that the ink is removable, then pour it all over the will and laugh at their sour and angry faces till my last breath knowing I pulled the biggest one possible on the suckers.
The only row I will leave unerased is the one that explictly claims that all my valuable shall be handed over to a specific latina hooker that used to roleplay daddy / daughter and give me deepthroat while fingering my butthole.