I'll try to give one to everybody and edit accordingly:
Most analytical: Turncoat
Most irritable/angry: Grim
Most trustworthy: Aurora Borealis/twin
Most sociopathic: Prayforoursinners and Raven
Sweetest: Prayforoursinners and Alena
Most likely I would procreate with: Aurora Borealis/twin
Most emotionally distant: Pink01
Most predictable: AlmightyJim
Most obsessive: Xena, WFE, Wahoo
Most honest: WW3
Overall weirdest: Systematic, Missy, Jason Schultz
Most chill: ret
Funniest: Tryptamine
Most self-conscious: Edvard
Most provocative: Thesugargirl
Most normal: Azula
Scariest: Josh (gives off obsessive school shooter vibes)
Most rational: limey and Inquirer
Most persistent: Wilful
Most healthy in use of this forum: Buttered Toast
Most physically attractive: BobbyMungler
Most snobby: AllInOne
Most likely I'd run into in real life: Possum
Most empathetic: Anastacia
Most beautiful avatar: unchosen_one
Most mysterious: Damaged and Lycan
Most verbally attractive: TheSocio and Alan
Most artistic: NoJaunEspecial