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My teacher has this nasty habit, whenever she's turning pages in a book she always licks her finger to turn it. Now all of the corners of the pages of my notebook are literally stuck together from her spit!! It's fucking disgusting. I hate all finger lickers. What is the problem with these people??? In ordinary life, you don't just go around spitting on things, but that's the effect that these people have!! Why can't you just turn pages like a normal person?? How hard can it be to lift up a piece of paper and move it to the other side without having to resort to getting your bodily fluids all over it??? I think that people who lick their fingers to turn pages should be euthanized.

Old / fat people blocking my ways on stairs or doors. No wonder there are so many serial killers and spree shooters around.

I sometimes spit on my dick just before I give some bitch a good stretching. 

That is pretty vile. On top of that, if others licked their finger before turning the page, then you licked your finger before turning it, you risk getting little bits of their spit onto your finger before licking it yourself.

Both excellent ways to spread disease!

Poison is your friend.  (Read Umberto Eco for instructions ;)

Makes sense. For a second I was figuring it weird that you'd be cool with eating books but not with licking them, but then I imagined someone licking the edges of tons of food at a buffet...

Semen is a great replacement for that.

So rude and disrespectful.