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I am converting to Satanism


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And no this is not an attempt to rebel against mum and dad, you twat wipes. I have been reading on LaVeyan Satanism for a while and apparently I've been one since I know myself as it says that the only God one should recognize is him/herself. Cuite kitten is gonna be my first sacrifice when I get my bottle of zippo and chalk 4 the pentagram today. Top 3 things I agree with are:

- Indulgence over abstinence (Fucking teenage sluts and sippin that seizure medicine 4 lyfe)

- Retaliation over turning the other cheek (Best excuse for sleeping with your homies sister and putting his phone homepage 2 gay porn before his mom checks it)

- Compassion and love only for those who deserve (Fat and ugly chicks you ain't getting no empathy or love from me)

The only thing that I disagree it with is "hurt no children or animals", which takes all the fun away but w.e 

Thoughts?

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Premade beliefs/religions are for those who can't come up with their own values and morals.

Follow your instincts, use a good self-preservation model and math-like logic and you're all set. Might as well convince people your way is the best way and start a religion yourself! 

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Mmm, I do like me some young boys.

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I like me some mature dominant daddies myself c;

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"And no this is not an attempt to rebel against mum and dad, you twat wipes."

This statement says more about you. Than the entire post.

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Well it's interesting how much you pay attention to young boys personalities over the Internet.

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hi

um grrls

did u know

that um

i has le dark side meme

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"FISHISM...........YOU JUST KNOW IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. "

Followers of Dagon would beg to differ.

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It would be cool to join some group or at least check it out.

Satanit people seem like a cool bunch

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I am converting to Satanism

 

by AlmightyKingJim

And no this is not an attempt to rebel against mum and dad, you twat wipes. I have been reading on LaVeyan Satanism for a while and apparently I've been one since I know myself as it says that the only God one should recognize is him/herself. Cuite kitten is gonna be my first sacrifice when I get my bottle of zippo and chalk 4 the pentagram today. Top 3 things I agree with are:

- Indulgence over abstinence (Fucking teenage sluts and sippin that seizure medicine 4 lyfe)

- Retaliation over turning the other cheek (Best excuse for sleeping with your homies sister and putting his phone homepage 2 gay porn before his mom checks it)

- Compassion and love only for those who deserve (Fat and ugly chicks you ain't getting no empathy or love from me)

The only thing that I disagree it with is "hurt no children or animals", which takes all the fun away but w.e 

Thoughts?

 

 

Mmmmmmm

 

Satanism is just Fishism for simple people.

 

FISHISM...........YOU JUST KNOW IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 

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