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So I was sitting in front of my computer and all of a sudden this happened


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Install:

-Windows

-Lunix(any distribution or all of them)

-Unix

-Andoid

-MS DOS

-glaDOS

-OS X

-iOS

-Symbian

-Mint

-Windows Phone

-Firefox OS

-Chrome OS

-Opensuse

-Solaris

-OpenSolaris

-Minix (and make a new OS based on minix.)

Install them all.

or use:

-virtualbox

-VMware

or a similar one.

 

I dunno, better use an abacus.

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So I was sitting in front of my computer and all of a sudden this happened

Install them all.

I have a 120GB hard disk.. not happening, dude. Lel

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So I was sitting in front of my computer and all of a sudden this happened

This topic seems relevant.

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So I was sitting in front of my computer and all of a sudden this happened

It was a day like any other. I sat before my computer, paying homage to the great god Linux. Then, all of a sudden, I heard a whisper in the back of my mind, a voice. It was a beautiful voice, an unearthly voice. And the voice said, "Install Windows...." And I looked around, but no one was there. And then, out of the blue, I had a deep, undeniable compulsion to install Windows. It washed over me in an instant, and I felt that I could not live another second without running a batch script and defragging my hard disk and using Internet Explorer. And I wondered at the happening of this, and asked myself what mysterious deity could have descended from the lofty skies to bring me this wondrous message.

But then I looked about, and I had a feeling of suspicion return. Why, after so many long months worshiping the mighty Linux as my one and only God, should I return to worshiping the false-god that calls itself Windows?? For free software is beautiful in its open-ness, and never would I be one to deny the church of the free and open source software for the blasphemy of a closed-source system.

But Windows!! I could still hear the voice of that Windows-angel resounding in the back of my mind, while visions of command prompts danced through my head. Sinful as it was, I was drawn to it.. evil beauty.. such allure...

I think that I am having a crisis of religion.. help me!!

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So I was sitting in front of my computer and all of a sudden this happened

If this thing started telling me to do stuff, then I would most likely
tell it to fuck off. I don't take shit from anyone, including myself.

But... it's not a thing, it's an ANGEL.... an angel of Windows...

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So I was sitting in front of my computer and all of a sudden this happened

at leat install GLaDOS.

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So I was sitting in front of my computer and all of a sudden this happened

if you can find me a download link I will :D

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So I was sitting in front of my computer and all of a sudden this happened

GLaDOS

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So I was sitting in front of my computer and all of a sudden this happened

nooooo, the digitalriver downloads don't work anymore D:

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So I was sitting in front of my computer and all of a sudden this happened

Make a bootable Windows stick.

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