It was a day like any other. I sat before my computer, paying homage to the great god Linux. Then, all of a sudden, I heard a whisper in the back of my mind, a voice. It was a beautiful voice, an unearthly voice. And the voice said, "Install Windows...." And I looked around, but no one was there. And then, out of the blue, I had a deep, undeniable compulsion to install Windows. It washed over me in an instant, and I felt that I could not live another second without running a batch script and defragging my hard disk and using Internet Explorer. And I wondered at the happening of this, and asked myself what mysterious deity could have descended from the lofty skies to bring me this wondrous message.
But then I looked about, and I had a feeling of suspicion return. Why, after so many long months worshiping the mighty Linux as my one and only God, should I return to worshiping the false-god that calls itself Windows?? For free software is beautiful in its open-ness, and never would I be one to deny the church of the free and open source software for the blasphemy of a closed-source system.
But Windows!! I could still hear the voice of that Windows-angel resounding in the back of my mind, while visions of command prompts danced through my head. Sinful as it was, I was drawn to it.. evil beauty.. such allure...
I think that I am having a crisis of religion.. help me!!