Gramps what you need is 100% pure disco shit.
10 Of The Most Drug Addicted Countries
http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/most-shocking/10-of-the-most-drug-addicted-countries/
8. United States — prescription pills, 6.2% per capita
That's a bit of an understatement.
100 years ago you'd be lucky if you could find moonshine. It is a huge understatement.
You're probably on the best dope there is gramps.
Does watching TV make us stupid?
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-human-beast/200903/does-watching-tv-make-us-stupid