Lol this is funny
MINI MINI MINI
So small, everything is mini in our lives.
Mini Moke and miniskirt, mini-ugly and Lilliput.
He is mini Doctor Schweitzer, the sound of mini lacks flair.
Miniskirt and mini mock, I don't give a damn about miniature.
Everything is mini in our lives.
Minister and terminus, minimum and mini-bus.
Me, I prefer maxi things, maxi mock and maxi-skirt.
Maxi-ugly and Maxiput, he is maxi Doctor Schweitzer.
Maxi lets me breathe the air, maxiter and termaxus.
Maximum and maxi-bus, maxister and termaxus.