we have lots of these you retard
I am awful at serious poetry. But I shall torture you all with an attempt at it:
Two simple meters we're given to measure
How long shall we last? And how to find pleasure?
What is thought to be best we pursue until mar
With beckoning blankness never afar
We find our own ways, the lot of us
Mixtures of objects, desires, and lust
Seeds of "want" grow into "must"
Always blooming, then turning to dust
How lucky the man, born to be blind
And not even see the cogs of his mind
And how strange it is, you're a thing in your head!
Each moment borrowed, until you are dead
How odd a condition: To be a mortal
Set on some timer between two portals
i found this on the interwebs a long time ago and saved it.
venus i
she is smoke coiled
entwined twixt slender fingers
which weave through silk and
severin awaits her
she is a whip
curled and tense, languid
in soft, spoiled beauty
her hand is lithe, and lightly
she may weave her whims around his throat
she is cunning
a vixen fox in shades of silk
her fur the
aristocrat twist
turn
and skin like milk
and wrapped about her shoulders
the mantle of a goddess
given as she gives
distaste (distrust) and pleasure
to him the servant
to him who sits beneath her
the slave at her feet, the kit
whose suckling mouth she
will tease and deny the fruits of her
until
he is fully in her grasp, the sway of power, craving
for a taste of nectar,
heaving for a breath of air
he is a mongrel
helpless, crude upon the carpets
writhing, twisting, pleading
for the look, the touch, the love of her
recieving
only the still and curious glamour
of the venus in her furs
Well, I'm out to goat dem goats, and I've got a big gun
If a goat had nine goat, I'd be one
My anaconda goat don't want none
I got ninety-nine problems, but a goat ain't one.
I ain't doin this goat shit for fun
So I'm gonna goat this goat till I'm all done
Yeah, you fucked a goat but I sure won
And I'm goating up on that bad pun.
Now you ain't goated this goat till you go all in
And I'm goating you up front that I'm gonna win
You dun goat boy, and your chances are slim
So bend over, cause my goat is gonna make your head spin.
This here goat that you're coming over to
Is my seventh best goat, and you ain't got no clue
So take that goat and goat on through
Cause this goat is gonna beat you black and blue.
Whoa, you're a goat and a turngoat and your mom's panties too
And I ain't not goating no goat with you
My goats are more than a few
So you got that goat nigga coming for you.