nigg we r running mah boiz on her
giving her the true beauty of the juxtaposition of evolution, adaptation and decay
Sir, please. Listen to my pleads with a clear mind, and give them the same consideration you would toward any other reasonable chap.
The English language is like a fair maiden, to be treated with propriety and respect. She is the mother of this site. Without her, deprived from you would be all of enlightenment you have attained during your sojourn here. You throw damp soil at her and besmirch her image. Your spit upon her face as if you were some llama without a morsel of dignity.
And so I fittingly and with all respect and politeness ask that you refrain from this grotesque charade, and banish these thoughts from your mind.