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That's assuming you already have the gun and ammo on hand. There's usually a waiting period for that sort of thing isn't there?

Take a double-barrel shotgun, load it with two 12-gauge 00 buck shells, put it in your mouth, point it towards the middle of the top of your head, and pull both triggers k thx bye

Whoa bro, it's the edgy patrol; take it slow.

Arseface tried that.

and it's not even legal for underage faggots like me to get that stuff.. besides I'm too poor

A waiting period between you pulling the trigger and being removed from your conscious state?

>using a semi-colon inappropriately.

Go back to 1st grade.

Pump your system full of blood thinning and adrenaline agents.

Fluff up your collapsing right frontal hemisphere.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/04/100409093411.htm

Yes, it's true, lithium increases the volume of your brain, like an eggy souffle.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11518473

The reduction in suicide attempts, in both responders and non-responders, indicates that lithium possesses a specific anti-suicidal effect besides its mood-stabilising property.

Too bad it fucks the rest of your organs up big time, given enough time. Four weeks is all you need.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11072948

Rodent studies have shown that lithium exerts neurotrophic or neuroprotective effects. We used three-dimensional magnetic resonance imaging and brain segmentation to study pharmacologically-induced increases in grey matter volume with chronic lithium use in patients with bipolar mood disorder. Grey-matter volume increased after 4 weeks of treatment. The increases in grey matter probably occurred because of neurotrophic effects.