>Did you ever have a boyfriend?
LOL. Could you even blame him for asking that? He's a great guy for even suggesting there's a possibility, 10+ politeness points.
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by EN Removersigh
First thing that happened, it was 6 in the evening and I got a call from someone saying they needed me to come out to their place. This wasn't really the easiest thing to accomplish, as I would have to sneak out of the house after dark while evading the burglar alarm. But I kind of had to, so I looked on one of the windows for the alarm sensor. It was one of those shitty magnetic reed switches, the wireless kind. It was glued onto the windowsill in a kind of halfhearted way, so it was easy to yank both of the parts off without separating them. Then I just taped them together and hid them where no one could possibly find them in several decades, and when everyone was asleep I headed out the window.
So the next morning I had to get up at 7 in the morning for community service. I had gotten basically no sleep the previous night so when I got up I felt like shit. I drove twenty minutes down to the JRC and spent a while figuring out where I was supposed to go. When I eventually found the group leader, he was standing in front of a white van (creepy, right?) with two other guys. We spent half an hour driving to the work site. His van smelled overwhelmingly of sweat and breath mints, which was a truly vile combination. The two other guys in the group were both a couple years older than me and really obnoxious. They kept asking me a whole bunch of personal questions, like had I ever had a boyfriend and more stuff like that. I eventually just told them to fuck off, which earned me an evil glare from the group leader.
When we got to where we were going, I spent the morning carrying these 25-pound blocks of stone, shoveling dirt, shoveling rocks, carrying paint buckets and shit like that. The fact that I'm woefully out of shape from sitting on my ass all day combined with the fact that I was deprived of sleep made the work twice as hard as it could have been. In the afternoon the work was basically done so there wasn't as much for me to do.
I got back to the JRC at about four in the afternoon, where my mom came to pick me up. Long story short, she spent the whole car ride yelling at me and sobbing because I had messed with the alarm system. Then when I got home my dad yelled at me some more and demanded the window sensor back. I gave it back to them, which wound up saving my ass, seeing as they were going to make me pay for fixing the system. What actually happened was they stuck it back on the windowsill with some glue and didn't even have to charge anyone to fix it. They said that I wasn't going to have my computers back for a month or whatever but I successfully guilt tripped them into giving me them back the next day.
So as a result of this bullshit I was offline for two days. Fucking cunts.
I liked it better when you weren't here. Pls kill yourself
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