10. Logged on 1337 account.
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maybe turncoat went full Tyler durden due to insomnia and now has figured out his place in the world, maybe that's why he left us, lets hope he's ok
by 13370: Stack overflow due to spam
1: Had a psychotic episode
2: Stuck a pin in the outlet to test for electricity
3: Decided that it was a pathetic excuse for a person and became an hero
4: Had a heart attack and died when it came out of its basement and saw the sunlight
5: Hangover
6: NSA discontinued the surveillance program
7: Struck by lightning
8: Blanked its own BIOS firmware in an act of epic self-pwnage
9: slipped in a pile of its own shit and cracked its head open
10: Other (please specify)
Vote!!!1
by 133710: Other (please specify)
The router/modem combo crapped out when I returned from vacation, requiring me to go through a long train of calls through AT&T to fix the problem. Hours of effort later I saved $100+ and learned a little about the infighting within the company.
Edit: "He spent the last week being tied up, strangled, scratched, bitten, beaten, burned, and otherwise held in physical and emotional thrall."
There's that too, but that isn't why I wasn't online~
The marks are starting to fade already. 
0: Stack overflow due to spam
1: Had a psychotic episode
2: Stuck a pin in the outlet to test for electricity
3: Decided that it was a pathetic excuse for a person and became an hero
4: Had a heart attack and died when it came out of its basement and saw the sunlight
5: Hangover
6: NSA discontinued the surveillance program
7: Struck by lightning
8: Blanked its own BIOS firmware in an act of epic self-pwnage
9: slipped in a pile of its own shit and cracked its head open
10: Other (please specify)
Vote!!!1
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